In a world where mischief and SARS continues to lash out against us, 50 Columbia tickles your way out of it.

Needs more?

ticklemy50c — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:59:52 +0000

Tough Times Call for Tickling Some Tough Ecomoonic Issues

ticklemy50c — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:22:39 +0000

As the price of Calcium soars to record highs toppling the price of Gold and Silver combined, we here at the 50 C institute are taking a very serious aproach to combating the issue of local regionalized thirst and starvation with one simple solution:

Cowwwwww

50 C Incorporated has made several strategic investments over the last couple of weeks through its subsidiary Tickled House in the quickly burgeoning cow market. As the price of cheese and milk continue to soar from depleting calcium sources, the venture capitalist firm under 50c have seen the void in the market and have purchased a total of two cows for the 50C backyard. With this move, 50 C Incorporated hopes to increase its total profit margins by at least .5% shifting monies out of the direct purchase of 2% Neilsons and marble Black Diamond cheddar.

In addition, Tickle House is setting up a chain of cheese stores selling over 50 different brands of cheese. Named TickleMy50Cheeses, its first location will be opened at 50C ironically enough and will boast (you guessd it) around 50 cheeses in its product line. With its signature brand cheese Ye Ol’ 50Cheddar, the bricks will sell in blocks of 50 pounds.

That's a lot of cheese, man.

It’s time to tickle some multimedia

ticklemy50c — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:38:27 +0000

Our webpage sucks. In fact, it might be one of the worst webpages on the internet. So we decided to tickle this issue in the only way we know how:

If this doesn’t get us bonus points on the internet I don’t know what will.

Its time that we get on to tickling some more serious and controversial topics

ticklemy50c — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:56:30 +0000

on prejudice,
it has come to my attention that many in this town have been looking down on the various 50 c ticklers based solely on the epic moustaches which have made residence on our upper lips. I personaly have recieved innumerable insults, jeers and jokes, from no less than complete strangers as if its a thing to do…

But i say nay, judge me not for the hair on my upper lip, not for the food which is dangling after ive just eaten dinner, and dont be jealous just because each and every cookie i eat is finely dusted, while yours in all likelyhood are covered in lint….for it is your continuous judgment of others and disrespect for me and my fellow moustached brethren which has exposed the hair on the upper lip of your soul

-Smitty

Hungover on a Saturday morning? Ill drink to that.

ticklemy50c — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:07:47 +0000

Drink Simply Orange juice that is. The smooth refreshing 100% orange juice really tickles our 50 c. Pulp is optional in this mouth party.

Sick in bed with H1N1

ticklemy50c — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:33:36 +0000

That’s right, 50 Columbia now has a blog.

Why? Don’t ask questions.

Will there be updates? Probably not.

Moustaches optional.